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| First the best relationship I've had ends, then OKCupid matches me to an old ex, then the bat-shit crazy ex "pokes" me on Facebook. | |
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| Wow. It's like the universe is playing a huge joke on you. | |
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| *I* know what you could do.... I mean, *women* seem to be the problem. | |
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| You would not like the outcome if I came in contact with your balls. They can be tied in a knot, right? | |
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