MCDW: Bad idea

Author: mycatdrinkswine

Date: January 18, 2013

by mycatdrinkswine
1-18-13
First the best relationship I've had ends, then OKCupid matches me to an old ex, then the bat-shit crazy ex "pokes" me on Facebook.
Wow. It's like the universe is playing a huge joke on you.
I don't know what to do.
*I* know what you could do.... I mean, *women* seem to be the problem.
You would not like the outcome if I came in contact with your balls. They can be tied in a knot, right?
You're right, my bad.