your bartender hates you: Where are my real options?

Author: mycatdrinkswine

Date: January 20, 2013

by mycatdrinkswine
1-20-13
Here, I'd really like you to have this five dollar tip.
Well, thank you. That's appreciated.
What are you doing later tonight?
Uh... well, probably just going home.
How about you chill with me and my girl. You know... like get with us at our place. She likes you a lot. Even more than I do. Ha!
Gee. That's nice, but I have to ... wash my hair or clean my toilet or hang myself or something later.