your bartender hates you: WWJD

Author: mycatdrinkswine

Date: February 6, 2013

by mycatdrinkswine
2-06-13
Can you keep my coat behind your bar?
No, I can't be responsible for your belongings. We can't hold on to people's stuff back here for a number of corporate health and safety reasons.
OH, by the way, this was during a Christian metal band show
Well, YOU BLOW.
Excuse me? That's not very Christian of you.
Praise Jesus?
I'M JOKING OK. I'M JOKING.
Suuuuuuure.