MCDW: Jealous cat is jealous

Author: mycatdrinkswine

Date: February 25, 2013

by mycatdrinkswine
2-25-13
I told her I talk to myself. And you. Not sure what's worse. At least I didn't mention that I just started talking to my plants too.
I smell another cat on you.
People talk to their pets and plants. I'm not so crazy.
Yeah. Definitely another cat. Another cat who SAT IN YOUR LAP. Of all places...
Hey. Sit down and calm down. I can't relax with you parading all around the house.
Calm down? CALM DOWN? YOU'RE THE ONE CHEATING ON ME.