your bartender hates you: 50 shades of uncomfortable

Author: mycatdrinkswine

Date: February 26, 2013

by mycatdrinkswine
2-26-13
Oh wow. I never thought I'd wish there was something like speed metal on stage instead of what I was actively suffering.
Yeah. This is super awkward.
I mean, I'm no prude, but this "erotic poetry" reading is just ... weird.
Understood. OH did you just hear that? She said her ... her ... it ... smelled like... uh... a bouquet.
Unfortunately.
See you in our nightmares.