Bad News

Author: nailbunny

Date: May 6, 2001

by nailbunny
5-06-01
Ed....I have some terrible news.
Last night, your entire family was on their way to visit you to throw you a surprise party and the plane crashed. They're all dead. I'm so sorry.
Ed?
Oh, sorry, I was twisting my pubic hair into a spike, I wasn't paying attention.