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by nailbunny
5-05-01
Oh crap, here she comes. God, she's hot. I sure hope she doesn't notice my huge boner.
Uhhh....Hey, how's it goin?
Jesus Christ, Dad! Cover that up!
You're grounded.

 

by nailbunny
5-05-01
After a night of heavy drinking and repetitive trance music...
Man, what a night. I'm so hung over. All I can remember is having sex with some drunk girl slumped over a table.
Dude, that was your sister. She killed herself this morning when she realized what happened.
Dear lord. Did she leave a note or anything?
Yeah. It says, "Dear Brother, why did you have to fuck me and force me to commit suicide? See you in Hell......P.S. - You're gonna have AIDS now."
Yeah, I'm gonna have A.I.D.S. alright....Anal Intercourse with my Dead Sister.
I call the mouth!

 

by nailbunny
5-05-01
Hey daddy! Let's play that game again!
Hang on sweety, gimmie some time to get hard, I mean....to get the magical happy throb stick ready.
Ready yet?
Yeah, I'm ready, go get the lube for your vagina, I mean....the magical fun time happy slime.
I was talking about the other game...
Oh, alright, go get your brother.

 

by nailbunny
5-05-01
Excuse me sir, could you tell me where you got that hat?
Goll-y, ma'am, you shore is purdy. Mah tallywacker is gittin mighty rowdy. I bet you gots a nice vaginer! boobieweenie...
...
I don't know where I am.

 

by nailbunny
5-05-01
This is what happens in my house when you spill paint in the garage...
What about you, Dad?
Fuck you.
No Dad, What about you?
Fuck you.
Go fix me turkey pot pie.
NO DAD....WHAT ABOUT YOU?!
FUCK YOU!

 

by nailbunny
5-05-01
Hunnngh! Come on....please! Come....out....turd! Ugh!
What the hell are you doing?! Why aren't you on a toilet?

 

by nailbunny
5-05-01
Hey guys! Look! I'm dying for your sins! Worship me! Remember this image, for it will fill a lot of grandmother's living rooms some day...
Guys?

 

by nailbunny
5-05-01
Hey buddy, got a quarter?
Yes I do, but you must give me oral for it.
I will do that.
My dick so hardddd....
that quarter turned me into an asian girl.
Did I just shit myself?

 

by nailbunny
5-05-01
I should clone myself!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.... *clone*
I hate you.
Fuck you, bitch.

 

by nailbunny
5-05-01
You know, sometimes I just sit and think about life for hours and hours. I can never begin to understand why I was put here, and what I should be doing. I feel empty inside.
Sometimes I wonder what God's intentions are. Like why do i exist at all? I'm sure there is an elaborate plan, but I'll never understand.
Do you know what I mean?
No. I'm a dog standing on a ball.

 

by nailbunny
5-05-01
Watching Full House
"You see Michelle, when Stephanie wants you to share your toys, you should."
"Oh daddy, I'm sorry, I love you. You got it dude."
I'm a genius.
"I love you too. Now Uncle Jesse's gonna fuck me and you have to watch."

 

by nailbunny
5-05-01
Hey wanna hear something really funny?
Yeah!
Okay, I'll tell you in the next frame!
Okay!

 

by nailbunny
5-05-01
Are you the complaints department?
Yes...
I wish I was taller!
*slap bass*
Since you copied a Ziggy comic made famous from Seinfeld, I have set you on fire.

 

by nailbunny
5-05-01
Taxi!
Hello my son. Be a good boy and get me down from this goddamn uncomfortable piece of shit.
Aren't you that guy?
Yes. I am the Lord Jes- ah... ahhh..... aachoo!..... Jesus Christ.
I thought so. Goodbye.

 

by nailbunny
5-06-01
Okay, we're about to die...who wants to make me feel like a woman before I die?
I do!
Okay...
Alright, baby...
Iron my shirt, bitch.

 

by nailbunny
5-06-01
Ed....I have some terrible news.
Last night, your entire family was on their way to visit you to throw you a surprise party and the plane crashed. They're all dead. I'm so sorry.
Ed?
Oh, sorry, I was twisting my pubic hair into a spike, I wasn't paying attention.

 

by nailbunny
5-06-01
Hup!
*pant* *pant*

 

by nailbunny
5-06-01
Boy and Girl swimming...
She's hot.
He's cute.
Boy and Girl swimming...
I'm peeing.
Boy and Girl swimming...
So am I.
Let's go have sex.

 

by nailbunny
5-06-01
One day on the side of the freeway...
meow meow meow meow
Hello my son, how are you?
SSSuper! Wow, those are spectacular abs! I'll bet you're hung like a little horsssey!!
At least this huge board is covering my ass.
Dick dick dick dick dick dick....

 

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5-06-01

 

by nailbunny
5-07-01
Remember, this is to teach...in...some...way.
Hey man, what's goin on?
Uh...not much...
What's wrong man?
Nothing, jeez.
Alright man, but if you ever need anything, I'm here for ya.
God, I hate niggers.

 

by nailbunny
5-07-01
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
I hate you.

 

by nailbunny
8-06-01
Naked lady walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other...
Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." Naked lady says...
THUD!
Oh shit.

 

by nailbunny
4-16-02
O Sacred Heart of Jesus, filled with infinite love, broken by gratitude, pierced by my sins.
Yet, loving me still, relying on thy promise of infinite charity. I beg thee to grant me your loving help.
Amen.
Hey, how 'bout you get me the fuck down.

 

by nailbunny
4-16-02
Hey, how 'bout some sexual intercourse?
Um, no thanks.
Too late. I have a very long, yet skinny penis that I control with my mind and it just went up your leg and thrusted until I spewed my alien semen into you. You'll be dead in ten minutes.
I think I just spurted out a baby.

 

by nailbunny
4-16-02
Howdy. I'm President George dub'ya Bush and this is a little minority girl.
Ok, Hank, hit the switch!

 

by nailbunny
4-16-02
Hey Mom, how's it throbbin'?
I just did your sock laundry. They were all stuck together with what seemed like glue.
...
But I used to eat glue all the time in grade school, so I took care of it.

 

by nailbunny
4-16-02
Ed, I have some terrible news. This is so hard for me.
Apparently all 9 of your children were beaten to death by your wife who then shot herself.
Ed?
Oh. Sorry. I was seeing how many times I could twist my nut sac until it starts to hurt.

 

by nailbunny
4-17-02
At your neigbor's house...
Cheerwhore2832: Ok, now I'm stroking your wee wee faster.
Mmmm...
Cheerwhore2832: Now I'm taking off my thong to reveal a huge penis and I'm shoving it into your ass over and over.
Mmmmmmmm...
Cheerwhore2832: Ok, well I'm done. I'll be home later, dad.
I just came.

 

by nailbunny
4-17-02
Now children, we'll enter the magical land of happiness with little fluffy..we interrupt this program to bring you a special report...
This just in...a naked man murdered 12 today by beating them to death with his own fucking penis. Here's some footage.
Ok. Now instead of playing the rest of the Smile Patrol, we're going to show a marathon of Italian Gay Porn...

 

by nailbunny
4-18-02
Hi, what's your name?
Tracy, what's yours.
Shitface Cocknballs
the
end

 

by nailbunny
4-28-02
Hey Earl, who's that smelly green guy sitting on your porch looking all scared?
That's my nigger, I can paint him whatever color I fuckin' want.
Cuz he's my nigger.

 

by nailbunny
6-23-02
In the depths of LA...
What seems to be the problem?
Yer a racial handicap and yer munky grease is pollutin' mah air.
My gosh. Can't we just get along?
I can get 'a long' metal stick and beat da fuck out ch'ya. Or you can tongue bathe mah pecker. Whut'll it be.
Oh god, your penis smells like it was saturated in diarrhea water.
Keep suckin', coon.

 

by nailbunny
6-25-02
So I got my period yesterday.
My dad's new nickname is Dracula.

 

by nailbunny
6-25-02
Hey Jesus, whah did you haftuh go'n make all dem niggers for?
Well...
Hey, why are you cryin' there, Jesus?
I shit my pants.

 

by nailbunny
6-25-02
God we're gay.
Yeah.

 

by nailbunny
6-25-02
i hav uh bagina.
i hav uh bagina.
i hav uh bagina.

 

by nailbunny
7-09-02
So Ted, did you see the new girl from accounting?
I heard she gots the CLAP.
What were you saying? I was busy urinating all over your stomach.

 

by nailbunny
7-09-02
Hey, nice cooch.
Thanks.

 

by nailbunny
7-09-02
If the people who wrote the Bible wanted everyone to follow you, then why'd they make me so much cooler looking?
*eating dog shit*

 

by nailbunny
7-09-02
Rivers Cuomo goes on vacation to a cave in Japan.
chit tsu?
Oh shit dude, a little asian girl. Score!
Mi tso shun kabachu. *giggle*
I just came.

 

by nailbunny
7-09-02
How's it going, Gerald?
Pretty good Kevin, how bout yourself?
No complaints.

 

by nailbunny
7-09-02
Say, do you know where I could score some hash?
Hey, nice cooch.
Goodnight Mike.

 

by nailbunny
7-10-02
...Then we put our pants on and she ran off screaming!
Isn't that like rape or something?
Yeah!

 

by nailbunny
7-10-02
Hey, suck my dick man.
Seriously?
Eh?
Seriously?

 

by nailbunny
7-10-02
Hey Paula, I need a favor.
K, what is it Sparky?
I need you to get on all fours on that bed, shove some burning hot black beans in your cooch and smile big while I film you.
What the fuck?
I'm just fuckin with you, you don't have to smile.
I was gonna say...

 

by nailbunny
7-14-02
Is it still there?

 

by nailbunny
7-14-02
So Dad, what did you think of my new girlfriend?
Son, I'd like to smash that bitch's cooch six ways till Sunday.
Eh?

 

by nailbunny
7-14-02
I'm thinking about moving to Texas, Al. Should I?
Yeah, or like California where nipple fags dance around like chimney rats on fucking doo doo.
The End.

 

by nailbunny
4-28-03
I think one of the most mysterious things in the world is the Pope's penis.
I saw it.
Yeah? Big?
Nah.

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