This is the stupidest thing you'll ever read

Author: nailbunny

Date: April 16, 2002

by nailbunny
4-16-02
Hey, how 'bout some sexual intercourse?
Um, no thanks.
Too late. I have a very long, yet skinny penis that I control with my mind and it just went up your leg and thrusted until I spewed my alien semen into you. You'll be dead in ten minutes.
I think I just spurted out a baby.