Bad News Part 2

Author: nailbunny

Date: April 16, 2002

by nailbunny
4-16-02
Ed, I have some terrible news. This is so hard for me.
Apparently all 9 of your children were beaten to death by your wife who then shot herself.
Ed?
Oh. Sorry. I was seeing how many times I could twist my nut sac until it starts to hurt.