Telling Mom #2

Author: nalsa

Date: January 16, 2001

by nalsa
1-16-01
Perhaps my son isn't as happy as I thought he was...
Mom, I'm not _happy_, I'm _gay_!
Maybe I shouldn't have stopped him sucking his thumb when he was younger...
Are you even listening to me?
Oh, look, that's where he widdled on the carpet when he was two...
Mother, I'm going to live with a clown named Mr. Bobo. Hello?