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by napalm12
6-06-09
Good day, sir!
What is it?
Are you the one they call Naked Tom? Borrower of the Nude and Drinker of the $1 Beers.
Yep!
You left your keys in your car!

 

by napalm12
6-06-09
MUHAHAHAHA!
Can I help you, Mr. Reaper?
Your time has ended!
What do you mean?
Your watch is broken!

 

by napalm12
6-06-09
May the Lord bless you!
Erm...
You have been forgiven of your sins!
But I'm the gallery owner... er... in disguise!
YEAH! And I'm a fucking fairy from pixieland!

 

by napalm12
6-06-09
Prepare to die, young innocent!
Why are you trying to kill me?
I dunno!
Think it through, are you sure this is what you want to do?
Well, really, I want to be an animal trainer!
OH SHIT! DON'T GO ALL EMOTIONAL! ITS NOTHING BIG!

 

by napalm12
6-06-09
Everybody - try out my new Anal Hair Removing Cream.
No thanks!
Why not?
Who would want to rub cream on their ass?
Porn stars.

 

by napalm12
6-06-09
Everybody - try out my new Anal Hair Removing Cream.
No thanks!
Why not?
Who would want to rub cream on their ass?
Porn stars.

 

by napalm12
6-06-09
Grab the pipe then gently squeeze out the cream.
Yes... yes...
Then have a taste.
Mmm... tasty!
Now you know the basics to making 'Your Very First Porn Movie'.

 

by napalm12
6-06-09
I have a letter from a Mr. Wiseguy here.
It says "Dear Lank, I enjoyed your previous product - Anal Hair Removal Cream - and I would like to say how it changed my dogs life for good."
"PS - U O Me 1 K9"

 

by napalm12
6-07-09
Hey. I'll give you 3 wishes.
Don't know what I would wish for?
People usually wish for eternal youth or some shit like that.
I'm 10.
Then what would you wish for?
Maybe a large cock.

 

What are you looking at in there?
I'm looking at some blowjob pictures!
by napalm12, 6-07-09

 

by napalm12
6-07-09
I would like to introduce to you... my new... Onamatapoeia Machine!
O-N-A-M-A-T-A-P-O-E-I-A! Onamatapoeia!
Perfect if you need a BANG of life! Ha ha!

 

Oh no! Here comes the Corn Flake Gas!
by napalm12, 6-07-09

 

by napalm12
6-07-09
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with K!
Kamikaze.
Still works then.

 

by napalm12
6-08-09
I would like to introduce to you ZR-Alpha: ComediBot!
*BUZZ* MUST DESTROY ALL HUMANS *CLICK*
I'm sorry, that's not normal!
*BUZZ* SURRENDER OR I WILL KILL YOU *CLICK*
What's your problem?
*BUZZ* GIVE ME BACK MY SPEED *CLICK*

 

by napalm12
6-08-09
Andy had a quick fly in the air!
Woh! This is trippy!
Hello Andy, I'm er... Santa! What do you want for Christmas?
Chess set!
Okay!

 

by napalm12
6-08-09
Who's this freak?

 

It's killer squirrel time!
by napalm12, 6-11-09

 

by napalm12
6-11-09
To men walk into a bar? Ouch!
Boo! What happened to your inventions?
All my creative juices have been 'juiced' out!
Well then, do something less creative!
Er... that'll do.

 

by napalm12
6-11-09
Geek Comedy Club
What do you call a bad WoW player? A n00b!
Ha, ha, SNORT, ha, HONK
UK Comedy Club
Vote BNP!
You racist bastard!
Spanish Comedy Club
Dos americanos andan en nuestro país. Pegamos un tiro a ellos. Ellos mueren. Dolorosamente.
Muy gracioso. Tengo siete dedos del pie.

 

Does it fit?
Almost!
by napalm12, 6-13-09

 

Are you sure it's safe to pee on the flame after I've drank a bottle of gas?
by napalm12, 6-13-09

 

by napalm12
6-13-09
If you vote for me - I will ban terrorsts from having beards, because it makes them look scary!
If you vote for me - I will stop global warming by putting the air conditioning outside.
By the way - all these claims are true, but only in England.
If you vote for me - all school dinners shall be checked for radioactivity!

 

by napalm12
6-13-09
Shakespeare
To-night we hold a solemn supper sir, and I'll request your presence.
Let your highness command upon me, to the which my duties are with the most indissoluble tie for ever knit.
Modern Day
Me and my bitch are getting the Bonus Bucket from KFC, wanna join us!
Duh! Of course I do bonehead - your my friend!

 

by napalm12
6-13-09
O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name; or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, and I'll no longer be a Capulet.
Hey, Romeo! Your name is really gonna piss off my family - so change it, otherwise you gonna get your ass fucked by me! Got it!

 

I want to suck your blood, dark peasent!
by napalm12, 7-04-09

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