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| If you vote for me - I will ban terrorsts from having beards, because it makes them look scary! | |
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| If you vote for me - I will stop global warming by putting the air conditioning outside. | |
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By the way - all these claims are true, but only in England.
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| If you vote for me - all school dinners shall be checked for radioactivity! | |
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