Dealer Squirrel (2)

Author: nexen

Date: February 4, 2004

by nexen
2-04-04
Crack? Anybody want to buy crack?
Hmm, im tempted to make a purchase from this squirrel, but if I do, then I won't have any money left over to buy candy
Hey kid... Crack is whack, wanna buy a rock? It good shit, gets you high, gets you high
Ok heres some money. My crackwhore instincts tell me to get crack rather than marsbar
34 pence? You wanna buy 34 pence of fucking crack? Are you a complete moron, kid?
Wank, I shouldn't have spent 60 quid on those shrooms... Now I can't afford to buy crack off of this imaginary squirrel...