Another Client to the Suicidal Psychiatrist

Author: nickbooyay

Date: February 9, 2001

by nickbooyay
2-09-01
Fred seeks council from the suicidal psychiatrist.
I have a problem, suicidal psychiatrist.
I see. I suppose I can post-pone slitting my wrists to hear your problems... Have a seat.
These people from KFC want me... I've been receiving mail threatening to Honey BBQ me...
Ah, so they want to kill you then?
Well yeah.
Yes that is a dilemma... do you by any chance have their phone number or a place where I can reach them?