Sound Advice From the Suicidal Psychiatrist

Author: nickbooyay

Date: February 9, 2001

by nickbooyay
2-09-01
So this guy... i used to work on his show. Then he gets this crazy idea to create a dysfunctional family of yellow people.
Mm-hmm...
So I tell him "I'LL HAVE NO PART IN IT!" and I run out, declining a part as the baby character, Maggie.
I see...
Well now its the longest running sitcom on TV, making tons of money, and my latest attempt at an NBC football league, The Rabbit League, has failed.
It's a problem alright. Ever considered hammering a nail into your head?