The New Student

Author: no2d10

Date: February 27, 2005

by no2d10
2-27-05
Good Morning Class. I want you to meet our new student, Jimmy. He's an Artificially Intelligent Tactical Nuclear Missile with a a 1500 Megaton Enriched Plutonium warhead.
Hello.
Later in the hall
Hey Jimmy! You should try out for rugby! Our Team could really use a player with your skills! Come with me to practice tonight.
You think so?? Hmm... I do weigh 80 Metric Tons and can accelerate to Mach 2 in under a minute...
Later at Practice
Oh right... the plutonium.