The New Student 3

Author: no2d10

Date: February 27, 2005

by no2d10
2-27-05
On the way to class
So jimmy, Why exactly are you at our high school? We know you're artificially intelligent, but what's the deal.
Well Seth, to be honest, although I appear to be a young thermonuclear device such as yourself, I'm actually a fairly vintage model from the late 1950s. Swell, huh?
-I'm not a thermonuclear device
...And my artificial intelligence is highly robust, I feature a state-of-the-art SIMD vector unit capible of handling 128 bit floating point calculations
Yeah, I know. I started cheating off you in calc when I noticed you scored 100% on a test that you finished in under 2 seconds.... so then, why the hell are you here?
My designers tired of my charming 1950's social vernacular, Biiiiatch.