The New Student 6

Author: no2d10

Date: February 27, 2005

by no2d10
2-27-05
Yo Yo, Jimmy Boy! I heard you and Jane were gettin' it ON last night!
Yeah, she's pretty hot. She came over and next thing I know, we're MACKIN' IT
I also heard she's in the intensive care ward in a coma
Yeah I tipped over when she went to kiss me... I crushed her rib cage and exposed her to about 1200 Roentgens for half an hour before the hazmat team arrived
Is she gonna' live?
What am I? A doctor?