The New Student 14

Author: no2d10

Date: February 28, 2005

by no2d10
2-28-05
Class, we have a special visitor today - Mr. Abrams from the Dept of Defense.
Alright, here's the deal - our intelligence data tells us that one of you offered Jimmy an XBox in exchange for his plutonium warhead. First of all, jimmy doesn't need an XBox...
His advanced neural network can emulate video games the likes of which your simple brains could not concive... His memory has a 10 Petabyte/sec Bandwidth. I mean, what the HELL were you thinking?!
Anyway... Your're ALL under arrest.