Gabe and Satan's Phone

Author: norielX

Date: May 30, 2001

by norielX
5-30-01
11:00 PM: waiting...
MAN! She said she was going to call... I'm worried...
I ain't ringing, boy. Maybe she's out cheatin' on ya!
After a few minutes with Satan's Phone...
Heheh, she's probably polishing some mean ass knob as we speak! She should have called you by now. Heheheh...
Dude, you're freakin' right! That dirty cheatin' ass whore! She's probably on all fours, giving it to three guys and a poodle! We're freaking though, that bitch! I hate her! It's so over!
The following morning:
Hey baby, sorry I didn't call last night. My mom was in the hospital.
Oh, that's alright, I understand... I love you...