Guys at a Strip Club -- The Finished Version....

Author: norielX

Date: May 30, 2001

by norielX
5-30-01
After a "Dollar Dance," Maura works it...
Hey baby, thanks for the dollar. You've got the most gorgeous eyes. Can I sit with you when I'm done dancing on the stage?
Sure, honey, I'm right over there, at that dark corner with the group of pathetic-looking guys. I'll be waiting...
Tyler's found his dream girl!
Oh man, I bet this guy'll want a hand job while his loser buddies watch... He'll buy me a Milwaukee's Best and give me a $2 tip. I'm outta here.
Man, of all the guys in here, she want to sit with me! Man, she's gorgeous! After she gives me a hand job, I'll ask her out to dinner at Denny's!
Maura moves on while Tyler waits...
Hey baby, thanks for the dollar. You've got the most gorgeous eyes. Can I sit with you when I'm done dancing on the stage?
Whoa, you bet! When you put on your knee brace, you take your dancing to another level! Do you watch Babylon 5? I'll be at the table with the floor-length tablecloth.