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| Oh, a phone call right before dinner, it must be important! | |
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| Good evening sir, you've been approved for a Platinum Credit Card! (Talking faster) You'll have a $10,000 limit as long as you have a pulse, and an Introductory APR of 0%... | |
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| Oooooh, sounds so good, sure! My name is Rube, and my Social Security number is... | |
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Credit Card Headquarters...
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| ...which will increase to 200% the moment you use your card! Oh, hold on, 356, okay, uh-huh... Oh, and I'll be taking your soul the moment you make a late payment. HAHAHAHA! | |
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| Oh, okay, sure, but only as long as I can have Cash Advances! | |
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