Kalifornia Energy Krisis Konversation

Author: norielX

Date: May 31, 2001

by norielX
5-31-01
Helmut confronts Tex...
You Texans are dicking us Kalifornians around! We're going through blackouts while "y'all" keep pumping oil and killing the environment!
Huh? How 'ya figure, pardner?
Hey, we do a lot for this country! We need federal money to help us out! Our power companies are bankrupt and "y'all" are price gouging us!
Y'all screwed yourselves with your Deregulation, y'all haven't built a powerplant in decades, and y'all want all of us to pay for your electricity! You wanna blow me, too?
Well... heh, heh, I thought you'd never ask...
Yeah, I figured -- the way you've been eyeing my crotch this whole time... Like you even care about the blackouts!