Helmut Heckles the Ecology Convention

Author: norielX

Date: May 31, 2001

by norielX
5-31-01
After a 3 Hour Speech...
..The Earth will burn us all up if we do not stop eating cows, flatulating in public, and driving gas guzzling SUV's!!!
Oh come on, you're full of it, and you know it!
Gauntlet is thrown...
What do you mean? We're in for armageddon! I back this up with Scientific Data! I am irrefutable!
Oh yeah? Tell me, Doc, will it rain in Phoenix, AZ two weeks from now?
Let's get it on!!!
Um, well, heh, *AHEM* Anyway, the Ionoshpere will kill us if we continue watching TV on big screens! I'm gonna kick your ass...
Yeah? Bring it, you doomsday pencil neck!