Why People Stay Fat

Author: norielX

Date: May 31, 2001

by norielX
5-31-01
Pre-Workout Intentions
Oh man, I need to quit drinking and work off this gut! Let's hit the gym, I'm gonna change my life, starting with this body!
Oh hell yeah! I'm gonna get really buff and defined, then I'm gonna get a Harley! I know where the gym is, let's go!
At the Gym...
Oh my God! Look how huge those muscle are! I need to add some weights so I don't embarrass myself here! I don't think an extra 20 lbs will hurt...
You're not kidding, there's girlies here that curl more than I can squat! You wanna spot me while I bench press this 10 lb dumbell? UGH!!
Two Days Later...
So, wanna hit the gym tonight? I am so sore...I hear you're supposed to have a couple of days rest, so maybe I'll skip tonight and go drinking...
Like hell I'm going back! I pushed way too much! Look at me, my arm's stuck in this ridiculous position, and my eye keeps twitching from all the strain! Maybe I'll go back next week.