Euro vs. Yank

Author: norielX

Date: May 31, 2001

by norielX
5-31-01
You Americans think you are so great... We Euros have culture, we are thin... You all are just FAT! America, Land of the FAT, oooh-la-la...
Heh, you all have outrageous gas prices, the reason you're skinny is because food costs so damn much, your women don't shave, and nobody over there knows what soap is!
*grumble*
*grumble*
I am moving to America, because chicks dig this accent... oooh-la-la...
Like hell you are, I'll meet you at the airport with a burning cross!