Just Another Day In Jerusalem...

Author: norielX

Date: May 31, 2001

by norielX
5-31-01
Jakob: door-to-door salesman
Hi there, I'm going door to door, selling these exquisite Torahs... oh my, I'm sorry...
You infidel, you have knocked on my door and tried to convert me to Judaism! The Koran is the only book I read! Honey, give me my TNT vest!
I know women only "LALALA"
No, really sir, this was a mistake, I'll just go on my way...
No, I cannot excuse this, I am on a Jihad! Allah, let me purge this country of these interlopers! LALALALALALALALAL!
Are you fucking happy now?
Infidel! You still speak to me! For Allah, I will dislodge my femur and knock your jaw off!