Games Girls Play at Clubs...Or, Why Clubbing is Hell

Author: norielX

Date: June 3, 2001

by norielX
6-03-01
After serious flirting, Roger decides to make his move...
Hey, uh, after all the times you've grabbed my ass and bit my neck, did you want to dance?
Oh, wow, um, actually, (hee hee, I love this part) I'm uh, actually here with someone...
Oh, really? Who's that?
HER NON-DANCING BOYFRIEND WHO'S HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK AND IS ITCHING TO KICK THE ASS OF ANYONE MY GIRL FLIRTS WITH!!! NOW I MUST TURN YOUR SCROTUM INTO A BOWTIE!
Roger lies in a pool of blood, alcohol, and cigarette butts, as the trap is set again...
I'll grab this one's crotch, but make sure you get here faster! That last one actually talked to me!
Okay, okay, I'll just go to the bar and have some more tequilla shots...