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by not_wirthling
7-28-03
Life is like a bathtub full of shit.
What a profound notion!
.......
Aren't you going to elaborate?

 

by not_wirthling
7-28-03
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds!
It's like adrenaline; the pain is such a sudden rush for me!
Everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it. My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24-7!

 

by not_wirthling
7-29-03
You're obviously the other nick of this other guy who posted in the forum post before you did!
Wow, Ekpyro.
???
You must be the most retarded person I've ever encountered.
Hey!
More so than even the great Paolo Paint-eater of Puerto Rico.

 

by not_wirthling
7-29-03
Extra, extra! Read all about it!
Ekpyros sells out by almost making a funny comic!

 

by not_wirthling
7-29-03
Let's see... You're a goat. On a stool. Hm...
Maybe you're just a deformed sheep with horns. And Momma made you go sit in the corner. Have you been a baaaaaad boy?
Okay, that's it, Kaufman's Komedy Kamp is klosed.
But I haven't gotten to practice my improv!

 

by not_wirthling
8-14-03
Child star Ricardo Astin shows up for an audition.
Godammit, Ricky, you're two hours late. Where were you?
I was with a prostitute.
She'd better have had a penis.

 

by not_wirthling
8-14-03
So what's this audition for?
Paul Thomas Anderson's remake of Chinatown.
Finally, a version where those Chinks speak English!

 

by not_wirthling
8-14-03
So, Ben... Who's playing Jake Gittes?
Adam Sandler.
I'm kidding. Hal Sparks.

 

by not_wirthling
8-14-03
So where does Philip Seymour Hoffman fit in?
He's playing Jake Gittes' retarded brother.
I like the way this Anderson man thinks!

 

by not_wirthling
8-14-03
"Dear Ricardo..."
"Please cease and desist telling people you're my friend. I've never even met you."
"Love, Ryan Seacrest." Godammit.
"Dear Sean..."
"Please cease and desist telling people you're my brother. I've never even had sex with you."
"Love, Ricardo Astin." Godammit, my career is finished!

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