Minors in Paradise 1.5

Author: not_wirthling

Date: August 14, 2003

by not_wirthling
8-14-03
"Dear Ricardo..."
"Please cease and desist telling people you're my friend. I've never even met you."
"Love, Ryan Seacrest." Godammit.
"Dear Sean..."
"Please cease and desist telling people you're my brother. I've never even had sex with you."
"Love, Ricardo Astin." Godammit, my career is finished!