I Will Destroy You!

Author: oBSo1337

Date: March 2, 2001

by oBSo1337
3-02-01
You shitwad, don't make me get up off of this desk and beat the living Hell out of you.
Bring it on, you underclocked piece of crap.
I will destroy you! I will kill your boss, rape your girlfriend, and fill your planet with 404 errors.
I am in control of your life, you know. I programmed you, and I can just as easily format you.
You can not format my aspirations of world-conquest.
I love AI scripts.