Buster's Trial, Sort Of

Author: ohfaerienuff

Date: November 8, 2007

by ohfaerienuff
11-08-07
There was a trial held at Christian, Cain, & Able's.
Buster Keaton, you are charged with violating copyright law. How do you plead?
Like this: Please, please don't put me in prison! It was self-defense!
But was it the real trial?
Yo-Jim-Bo argue for defense!
Yo-Jim-Bo also argue for prosecution!
Only Buster knows for sure.
Mr. Row. Do you know this rabbit?
"Eh, I don't know. Rabbits and n*****s, they all look the same to me.