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I swear this is based off of something my sister's said.
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| So, I just smelled this awful fart. Did you do it? | |
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| No. That's like, so impossible. I don't eat meat and my body is, like, soooo pure! I don't sweat anymore and I even only bathe a few times a week. | |
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| Jesus Christ, you don't sweat anymore? That's probably really fucking unhealthy. Oh, and vegetable farts are the worst. | |
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| You're just angry because you eat meat and meat is, like, SO BAD FOR YOU! | |
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| Christ, you're still digesting shit. That means you still fart. God, you what the hell? | |
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