Statistic is true.

Author: ojcme

Date: January 15, 2006

by ojcme
1-15-06
Floating on clouds of horridness
So, how was your trip to Florida.
Good, although I recommend not going to Sea World.
Why not?
I was raped by a dolphin.
It happens more times a year than people get attacked by sharks. You should've just stayed out of the water.
I didn't go in the water.