Listen to the doc.

Author: ojcme

Date: January 15, 2006

by ojcme
1-15-06
I have some bad news.
Is it about my father?
Oh no. Your father's dead anyways. It doesn't matter. It has to do with you. You see, I notice you looking gothic and I want to operate.
Oh? What'll you do to keep me from feeling all dark and lonely inside?
Well, I'm trying to decide either a lobotomy or to just beat the shit out of you.