Old joke with my own twist.

Author: ojcme

Date: January 21, 2006

by ojcme
1-21-06
Wanted: Female between 18 and 25. Must love cooking me dinner and never second guessing me.
Oh, and must be willing to take a few punches if she ever fucking crosses me again.
Christ, you're a massaginist.
What the fuck is a massaginist and what does it have to do with me not having my dinner cooking?
I love you.