I have no invites to my penis party....

Author: ojcme

Date: March 7, 2006

by ojcme
3-07-06
My version of a commerical.
So, how does product number 1 compare with product number 2?
Product number 2 makes me feel like there's a party in my pants.
Am I invited?
NO! GET THE FUCK OUT! WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN GO TO MY PENIS PARTY?
Dude, I just wanted to know which product you liked more.
Both of them taste like shit.