Why must I ruin all good jokes?

Author: ojcme

Date: May 24, 2006

by ojcme
5-24-06
I fucked your mom.
My mom is a saint!
A Saint Bernard, maybe.
Wait, if she's so ugly, then why did you fuck her?
I didn't say she was ugly. I fucking LOVE dogs!
I have the irresistable temptation to run far away from you now.