If all else fails.....

Author: ojcme

Date: June 7, 2006

by ojcme
6-07-06
You are a serious failure in everything that you do.
Well, that's okay. Because you know, when life gets you down, when you need to turn a smile from a frown...
Get to the fucking point.
You can just remember that, no matter what, at least you're not in the imposition of only being able to get it up to incredibly deviant pornography.
I can only get off to furry porn.
And thus, the great savior is demystified.