One muslim looking all different, I still couldn't 'em apart

Author: ojcme

Date: June 7, 2006

by ojcme
6-07-06
Shit, that muslim is over there by that building. I'm guessing he's up to no good.
Well, someone must stop him. After all, all muslims are evil, hateful pricks.
Don't worry, friend. My government contract has created some interesting anti-Muslim devices.
Oh?
DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING, AY-RAB!
Damnit, I was just returning a fucking clock. I hate this fucking country.