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| If you're not gay, then why aren't you watching Girls Gone Wild, extremely lame softcore pornography edition? | |
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| Because it gets physically boring. Why don't I just watch regular porn or go get a girlfriend? | |
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| BECAUSE THESE GIRLS ARE DRUNK AND THEREFORE THEY'RE DESPERATE, LIKE YOUR MOM! Just send your credit card number and we'll send you a tape constantly for the rest of your life. | |
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| No thanks, I'd rather be gay. | |
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