My conscience.

Author: ojcme

Date: October 1, 2006

by ojcme
10-01-06
So, uh, this date is...
It's going great! I'm really enjoying it.
THIS DATE'S GOING TERRIBLE! TELL HER SHE'S FAT AND MAYBE SHE'LL BECOME DESPERATE!
She's a stupid whore who is probably not even worth it.
Woah, slow down on the dessert cart, you fucking whale, maybe you can avoid Ahab harpooning you.
You really need to stop listening to your conscience.