Moderately Oddgaurdians

Author: ojcme

Date: October 13, 2006

by ojcme
10-13-06
THere's some kind of child molester out there, and I'm some kind of child!
Oh Tommy, I was just here to say something extremely homosexual.
If only I had my magical parental gaurdians here to help me solve this case.
Oh, Blonda, it's a good thing you're here! There's a child molester out there...
Look, kid. I'm a figment of your imagination that you created when your dad started raping you. I'm not friggin' real!