Johnny Proton

Author: ojcme

Date: October 14, 2006

by ojcme
10-14-06
Any reason why you shouted "gotta blast" last night during sex, Johnny?
How else am I supposed to use my catch phrase?
I don't know, maybe defeating villains or something?
Listen, bitch. You weren't my first choice when it comes to girls, and I will not have you talking back to me.
I'm dumping you.
Wait, we can talk this out!