WoW...

Author: ojcme

Date: December 10, 2006

by ojcme
12-10-06
...is shit.
Hey kid, I'm Cthulhu.
Yeah, I don't care. I'm playing WoW.
My vocal chords are capable of uttering sounds that humans cannot comprehend.
SO WHY THE FUCK WOULD I CARE? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Fine, man. You know, if you acted nicely to me, I would've gotten you a couple virgin girls and shit.
No use for 'em. I cut my penis off. It was too distracting from playing WoW.