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| So, before we cut this tree down, I'd like to say a few words. | |
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| Jesus Christ, this is retarded. | |
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| Dear Tree, thank you for this bountiful sacrifice that you are to give to us. We are grateful for this. | |
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| What the hell are you talking about? We're going to kill it, and hang shit on it. You're making it sound like it can actually understand what it's doing. | |
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| Can't you be happy for one chrstmas? | |
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| I just want to decorate the fuck out of this tree already. | |
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