I hate Commercials 13

Author: ojcme

Date: April 7, 2007

by ojcme
4-07-07
Hi, I'm Jared, you may remember me from the subway commercials.
I lost a shitton of weight, because of subway and exercise.
That's all fine, sir. But we're still arresting you for voluntary manslaughter.
Damn kid was asking for it, eating a burger in front of me like that. Taunting me, yes.