My most effective pickup lines

Author: ojcme

Date: April 14, 2007

by ojcme
4-14-07
Let's start with an anecdote
...and so I eventually gave her the abortion half off. Half the foetus, I mean.
Dear god, that's horrible.
How about a humorous observation?
So you're a catholic, right? Want to practice deliverance with me?
JUST GO AWAY!
Oh thank fuck, they're gone. Now I can jerk off into their beer bottles and none will be the wiser. And so another heinous crime is perpetrated by Captain Crank.