Superheroes

Author: ojcme

Date: April 14, 2007

by ojcme
4-14-07
Okay, let's go over this again. You were seen near the scene of the crime.
But officer, I swear that I'm a do gooder. I'm a superhero, in fact.
You were in the city park, with a bottle of scotch and wearing a bedsheet turned into a cape. You tested positive for Angeldust.
Oh, that's my magic pixie dust. It helps me become a superhero.
Okay, I'll shoot. What're do you call yourself, then?
Captain Curbstomp.