The Fatal Voyage of the SS Sanctuary

Author: ojcme

Date: June 3, 2007

by ojcme
6-03-07
First mate, what happened?
Sir, our yardarm smashed through our poopdeck!
Oh, christ, I hope no one ever survives to speak of this.
If only I wasn't so fabulously drunk, I might have missed that giant fucking glacier.
You were navigating?
No, I was hanging from the sails like a monkey.